Posted a couple days ago on the group's Facebook page:
Only one problem.
The story's a spoof that originated two years ago from an Onion-style "news" outlet:
2/10/15 UPDATE: How pathetic is this?
Days after I blogged the above item, here's a screenshot of the same Facebook post, but with some added words:
Hey there, Heimlich Heroes!
Even though you're an incompetent operation that's mistraining students around the country, I'm glad you're following my blog -- I can use all the readers I can get.
But when you get snookered, why not just laugh it off instead of trying to lie your way out of it?